Everyone Wants to be a Labor Nurse For Nurses... Nursing Humor Random JJ Watt Does Labor and Delivery September 19, 2014March 21, 2016 Adventures of a Labor Nurse 8782 Views 7 Comments delivery, JJ Watt, labor, obstetrics When my patient looks like this I know she’s in active labor.This is what my patient does when I tell her I need to perform a vaginal exam…This is how my patient’s family comes running into the room (like they’re going to miss something), and I have to break the news that the patient is only 4cm…and she has to get to 10cm … and it will be awhile before she delivers…This is what an AROM looks like when the mom has polyhydramnios. I don’t get wet, ’cause I’m like a ninja. The resident on the other hand has to change their scrubs 😉This is how I feel when the provider calls a section for failure to progress, I put the patient left lateral and get the patient ready for her section reeeaaaaaaal slow and she delivers. In the bed. Intact. Without a doctor :/ (oh well, they’ll make it there for the placenta).My patient grunted like this right before she delivered and I scrambled to pull the emergency cord to get a provider…but it was too late :/This is how the dad looks when he sees the baby for the first time 😃This is how I feel when I leave work after back-to-back deliveries…Okay, so football in my house is soccer (I’m married to a Brit). But my work wife loooves JJ Watt. She has to be his biggest fan. So this is for her 😃 I may not know what position he plays, but I have to say…what little I know of the guy makes me kind of like him too ❤ p.s. I really do love the residents I work with. Shout out to Dr. B! 😃 Until my next delivery ❤ Jennifer Lawrence Does Labor and Delivery Be a part of a delivery and share with friends:PrintTumblrFacebookTwitterLinkedInPinterestRedditLike this:Like Loading... Related
AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 4:17 amPermalink JJ is my cousin and this is AWESOME!! I’m going to share with my family : ) Reply
adventuresofalabornursePost authorSeptember 19, 2014 at 11:20 amPermalink <3 I hope they get some kicks out of it xx Reply
Robin RobaszkiewiczSeptember 19, 2014 at 2:24 pmPermalink Shelley, being a JJ Watt lover ( could not care less about football) and a maternal/child nurse, THIS is my favorite post of yours! Reply
TammySeptember 19, 2014 at 3:27 pmPermalink I love your blog anyway, but anything with JJ Watt in it gets 2 thumbs up from me! I’m a die-hard Texans fan, I love him and ‘American’ football and am thrilled it’s back!! Thanks for the giggle! Reply
AnonymousDecember 23, 2014 at 2:12 amPermalink This is funny. labor and delivery RN for 30 yrs including teaching nursing students. The hardest most rewarding job I ever did! because it lasts a lifetime and think of all the cam corders iam on….LOL Reply
