If Disney Characters Were Labor and Delivery Nurses

 We'd wake up easily for work 😃
We’d wake up easily for work 😃
 We get all excited when we see our favorite people at work.
We’d do a backflip when we saw our favorite people at work.
No matter how much we ate, we'd all be skinny 😃
No matter how much we ate, we’d all be skinny 😃

 

At the end of the day, our makeup and hair would look exactly like it did when we started our shift :/
At the end of the day, our makeup and hair would look exactly like it did when we started our shift :/

 

This is what we'd do would do every time a provider told us to increase the pit when our patient is already contracting every 2 minutes.
This is what we’d do every time a provider tells us to increase the pit when our patient is already contracting every 2 minutes 😞
We could make someone complete just by a couple of turns.
We could make someone complete just by a couple of turns.
The provider that looked at the pretty new graduate nurse's ass would be punished by not having one hand.
The provider that looked at the pretty, new graduate nurse’s ass would be punished by not having one hand.
We'd look like this every time we saw a provider do something weird.
We’d cover our faces every time we saw a provider do something weird instead of secretly rolling our eyes.
We'd look like this after every SVD.
This would happen after every delivery.
Before going home we'd transform back to how we felt before we went to work.
Before going home we’d transform back to how we felt before we went to work.
We could take care of everyone AND still want to come home and kiss our husbands 😉
We could take care of everyone AND still want to come home and kiss our husbands 😉
We'd never be exhausted.
We’d never be this exhausted.
Everyone would live happily ever after ❤
Everyone would live happily ever after ❤

Until my next delivery ❤

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