Harry Potter Does Labor and Delivery

One of my best friends is a huge Harry Potter fan, and then someone messaged me and requested a Harry Potter tribute, so I had to oblige 😉

 

exhausted
This is how I feel when I wake up in the morning on my 3rd shift in a row.

 

i don't know
This is how I feel when my manager walks out onto the unit and asks if I’ve put down my mandatory call day.

 

The is how I feel when someone complains about their assignment.
The is how I feel when someone complains about their assignment.
This is how I feel when I complain about my assignment.
This is how I feel when I complain about my assignment.

 

This is what I want to say when anyone tells me to increase the Pit when the patient is already contracting and making cervical change.
This is what I want to say when anyone tells me to increase the Pit when the patient is already contracting and making cervical change.

 

This is how I feel if I think my patient is being bullied.
This is how I feel if I think my patient is being bullied.

 

This is what I want to say when my patient is unnecessarily mean to someone.
This is what I have to tell myself to calm myself down.

 

This is what my patient says every time they're scared. (and the answer is yes).
This is what happens when my patient is scared.
This is what it looks like when someone crashes.
This is what the room looks like when a baby decels.

 

This is how I feel when a baby crashes, and we fix everything before anyone calls a section.
This is how I feel when a baby crashes, and we fix everything before anyone calls a section.

 

This is how I feel trying to get a patient delivered before shift change.
This is how I feel trying to get a patient delivered before shift change.

 

mesmorized
This is how I feel when that same baby gets 9/9 apgars. #thankyoujesus
This is how I feel reminding people in the midst of a birth to take a picture of someone cutting the umbilical cord.
This is how I feel reminding people in the midst of a birth to take a picture of someone cutting the umbilical cord.

 

This is how I look when family and friends give crazy breastfeeding advice.

 

...and then this is what I want to do.
…and then this is what I want to do.
Luckily, I provided her and her (supportive) family members with complete, up-to-date, evidenced-based information and the mom holds the baby skin-to-skin after delivery and then THIS is how I feel when the baby self-latches.

 

And this is what I think when I find out my mandatory call day is tomorrow 😞
And this is how I feel when I find out my mandatory call day is tomorrow 😞

Until my next delivery ❤


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